Kalshi · American football
killjoylongtime is a College Football pro on Kalshi: 18 picks, 61.1% win rate, $631 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 43 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 43 have settled: 18 won, 25 lost, 41.9% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| College Football | 18 | 18 | 11 | 61.1% |
| FIFA World Cup | 12 | 12 | 3 | 25.0% |
| NFL | 11 | 11 | 3 | 27.3% |
| NBA Summer League | 1 | 1 | 1 | — |
| NBA | 1 | 1 | 0 | — |
killjoylongtime mainly predicts College Football: 18 of the last 43 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 61.1% hit rate over 18 orders, P&L $631, ROI 83.6%. In College Football, 11 of 18 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-09-28 11:46 UTC+8. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-28 | Denver Broncos 30–26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Los Angeles R wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Miami Dolphins 10–24 Kansas City Chiefs NFL | KC -14.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Buffalo Bills 24–16 Los Angeles Chargers NFL | Buffalo wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Washington Commanders 33–31 Seattle Seahawks NFL | SEA -2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | USC Trojans 27–41 Oregon Ducks College Football | ORE -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | USC Trojans 27–41 Oregon Ducks College Football | ORE -2.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | USC Trojans 27–41 Oregon Ducks College Football | ORE +2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Michigan Wolverines 19–20 Iowa Hawkeyes College Football | Over 35.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Michigan Wolverines 19–20 Iowa Hawkeyes College Football | Over 37.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Michigan Wolverines 19–20 Iowa Hawkeyes College Football | Over 39.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Michigan Wolverines 19–20 Iowa Hawkeyes College Football | Over 32.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Florida Gators 52–28 Ole Miss Rebels College Football | FLA -13.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Indiana Hoosiers 29–23 Northwestern Wildcats College Football | IND +7.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Indiana Hoosiers 29–23 Northwestern Wildcats College Football | IND -7.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Indiana Hoosiers 29–23 Northwestern Wildcats College Football | IND -10.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Green Bay Packers 14–35 Atlanta Falcons NFL | GB -2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-21 | Kansas City Chiefs 33–30 IND Colts NFL | KC -5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-19 | Ole Miss Rebels 32–24 LSU Tigers College Football | Ole Miss to win | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | BUF Bills 41–31 DET Lions NFL | BUF -16.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-17 | BUF Bills 41–31 DET Lions NFL | BUF +5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-15 | Texas Tech Red Raiders 28–26 Houston College Football | Houston to win | Lost |
| 2026-09-14 | New York G 28–20 Dallas Cowboys NFL | Dallas vs New York G Pro Football game: New York G wins | Won |
| 2026-09-13 | Pittsburgh Steelers 20–13 Atlanta Falcons NFL | PIT +2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-12 | Boise State Broncos 38–20 Memphis Tigers College Football | Boise St. wins | Won |
| 2026-09-12 | Boise State Broncos 38–20 Memphis Tigers College Football | BSU -9.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-12 | Boston College Eagles 28–21 Rutgers Scarlet Knights College Football | Over 44.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-11 | Boston College Eagles 28–21 Rutgers Scarlet Knights College Football | Rutgers wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-10 | Seattle Seahawks 13–10 New England Patriots NFL | New England vs Seattle Pro Football game: Seattle wins | Won |
| 2026-09-04 | Oregon Ducks 34–27 Boise State Broncos College Football | Boise St. wins | Lost |
| 2026-07-15 | England men's national association football team (England) 1–2 Argentina men's national football team (Argentina) FIFA World Cup | England vs Argentina: To Advance | Lost |
| 2026-07-11 | Phoenix Mercury (Phoenix) 81–79 Portland Fire (Portland) NBA Summer League | PHX +4.5 | Won |
| 2026-07-04 | Paraguay men's national football team (Paraguay) 0–1 France FIFA World Cup | 1H Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-07-03 | Switzerland men's national football team (Switzerland) 2–0 Algeria men's national football team (Algeria) FIFA World Cup | 1H Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-07-01 | USA 2–0 Bosnia and Herzegovina men's national football team (Bosnia and Herzegovina) FIFA World Cup | 1H Over 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-07-01 | Mexico men's national football team (Mexico) 2–0 Ecuador men's national football team (Ecuador) FIFA World Cup | MEX -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-07-01 | Mexico men's national football team (Mexico) 2–0 Ecuador men's national football team (Ecuador) FIFA World Cup | MEX -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-06-29 | Germany 1–1 Paraguay men's national football team (Paraguay) FIFA World Cup | GER -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-06-26 | Uruguay men's national football team (Uruguay) 0–1 Spain men's national football team (Spain) FIFA World Cup | Uruguay vs Spain Winner | Won |
| 2026-06-26 | Norway men's national association football team (Norway) 1–4 France FIFA World Cup | Norway vs France Winner | Lost |
| 2026-06-26 | Paraguay men's national football team (Paraguay) 0–0 Australia men's national soccer team (Australia) FIFA World Cup | Paraguay vs Australia Winner | Lost |
| 2026-06-25 | Turkiye 3–2 USA FIFA World Cup | Turkiye vs USA Winner | Lost |
| 2026-06-13 | San Antonio 90–94 New NBA | SAS -5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-06-13 | USA 4–1 Paraguay men's national football team (Paraguay) FIFA World Cup | USA vs Paraguay Winner | Won |