Kalshi · Football
damn.joy is a NCAAF pro on Kalshi: 22 picks, 81.8% win rate, $573 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 38 won, 22 lost, 63.3% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NCAAF | 24 | 24 | 17 | 70.8% |
| NFL | 13 | 13 | 5 | 38.5% |
| MLB | 12 | 12 | 7 | 58.3% |
| Champions League | 2 | 2 | 2 | — |
| Indonesia Super League | 1 | 1 | 0 | — |
| Korea KBO | 1 | 1 | 1 | — |
damn.joy mainly predicts NCAAF: 24 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 81.8% hit rate over 22 orders, P&L $573, ROI 31.2%. In NCAAF, 17 of 24 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-20 17:09 UTC+8. Method: methodology
| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-20 | Adhyaksa 1:1 Malut United Indonesia Super League | Malut United wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-18 | Las Vegas Raiders 30:33 Buffalo Bills NFL | Buffalo wins | Won |
| 2026-10-15 | Cleveland Guardians 3:2 Tampa Bay Rays MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-14 | AS Roma 3:4 Real Madrid Champions League | Real Madrid wins | Won |
| 2026-10-13 | Tampa Bay Rays 3:1 Cleveland Guardians MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-10-13 | Galatasaray S.K. (Galatasaray) 1:4 FC Barcelona Champions League | Barcelona wins | Won |
| 2026-10-07 | SSG Landers 6:3 NC Dinos Korea KBO | SSG Landers wins | Won |
| 2026-10-04 | Buffalo Bills 26:29 New England Patriots NFL | Buffalo wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-03 | Clemson Tigers 13:41 Miami (FL) NCAAF | Miami (FL) wins | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | South Carolina Gamecocks 34:35 Kentucky Wildcats NCAAF | South Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-03 | Houston 27:17 UCF Knights NCAAF | Houston wins | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | Mississippi State Bulldogs 23:56 Alabama Crimson Tide NCAAF | Alabama wins | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | Delaware Blue Hens 14:30 Liberty Flames NCAAF | Liberty wins | Won |
| 2026-10-02 | Virginia Tech Hokies 33:35 Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC (Pittsburgh) NCAAF | Virginia Tech wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-02 | CLE Browns 27:24 PIT Steelers NFL | Pittsburgh wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-02 | New Mexico State Aggies 34:13 Western Kentucky Hilltoppers NCAAF | New Mexico St. wins | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | Atlanta Braves 6:2 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | Paris Basketball 82:78 BC Zalgiris Kaunas EuroLeague | BC Zalgiris Kaunas wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-01 | Uzbekistan men's national football team (Uzbekistan) 4:1 Syria men's national basketball team (Syria) Intl Friendlies | Uzbekistan wins | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Tamworth 2:0 Sutton English National League | Tamworth wins | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Atlanta Braves 3:4 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-29 | Atlanta Braves 5:3 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Philadelphia wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-29 | Atlanta Braves 5:3 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Dallas Cowboys 31:34 Baltimore Ravens NFL | Baltimore wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16:23 Minnesota Vikings NFL | Minnesota wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Cleveland Browns 21:18 Carolina Panthers NFL | Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Jacksonville Jaguars 35:6 New England Patriots NFL | New England wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Washington 24:27 Minnesota NCAAF | Washington wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Stanford Cardinal 34:27 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets NCAAF | Georgia Tech wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | USC Trojans 27:41 Oregon Ducks NCAAF | Oregon wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Miami (OH) RedHawks 24:21 UConn Huskies NCAAF | Miami (OH) wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Georgia men's national football team (Georgia) 41:13 Oklahoma NCAAF | Georgia wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | England men's national association football team (England) 2:3 Spain men's national football team (Spain) Nations League | Spain wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | California Golden Bears 10:24 Clemson Tigers NCAAF | Clemson wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Indiana Hoosiers 29:23 Northwestern Wildcats NCAAF | Indiana wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | UAB Blazers 24:20 Navy Midshipmen NCAAF | UAB wins | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Brown Bears 10:14 Harvard Crimson NCAAF | Harvard wins | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Boston 0:1 Cleveland MLB | Boston wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Green Bay Packers 14:35 Atlanta Falcons NFL | Green Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Seattle Storm 91:103 Dallas Wings WNBA | Dallas wins | Won |
| 2026-09-23 | Boston 1:0 Cleveland MLB | Boston wins | Won |
| 2026-09-22 | Los Angeles Rams 28:6 New York Giants NFL | Los Angeles R wins | Won |
| 2026-09-21 | Kansas City Chiefs 33:30 IND Colts NFL | Indianapolis wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | DAL Cowboys 37:20 WAS Commanders NFL | Dallas wins | Won |
| 2026-09-20 | Los Angeles Chargers 14:26 Las Vegas Raiders NFL | Los Angeles C wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19:23 CLE Browns NFL | Tampa Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish 27:10 Michigan State Spartans NCAAF | Notre Dame to win | Won |
| 2026-09-20 | Virginia Cavaliers 27:38 West Virginia Mountaineers NCAAF | Virginia wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | Ole Miss Rebels 32:24 LSU Tigers NCAAF | LSU to win | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | South Carolina Gamecocks 34:41 Mississippi State Bulldogs NCAAF | South Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-19 | Alabama Crimson Tide 50:36 Florida State Seminoles NCAAF | Alabama wins | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Duke Blue Devils 35:7 Stanford Cardinal NCAAF | Duke wins | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Arkansas Razorbacks 17:45 Georgia men's national football team (Georgia) NCAAF | Georgia wins | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Juarez 2:0 Tigres UANL (Tigres) Liga MX | Juarez wins | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | Wake Forest Demon Deacons 20:33 Miami (FL) NCAAF | Miami (FL) wins | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | Brentford F.C. (Brentford FC) 3:0 Chelsea F.C. (Chelsea FC) Premier League | Brentford wins | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC (Pittsburgh) 7:4 Milwaukee MLB | Pittsburgh wins | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | Cincinnati Reds 6:2 Los Angeles Dodgers MLB | Cincinnati wins | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | Tampa Bay Rays 4:3 Athletics MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | Minnesota Twins 5:4 New York Yankees MLB | New York Y wins | Lost |