Kalshi · Football
SpankMePlease is a NCAAF pro on Kalshi: 61 picks, 68.8% win rate, $228 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 41 won, 19 lost, 68.3% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NCAAF | 9 | 9 | 7 | 77.8% |
| Liga MX | 9 | 9 | 4 | 44.4% |
| MLB | 6 | 6 | 2 | 33.3% |
| MLS | 6 | 6 | 5 | 83.3% |
| La Liga | 6 | 6 | 5 | 83.3% |
| NFL | 3 | 3 | 1 | — |
SpankMePlease mainly predicts NCAAF: 9 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 68.8% hit rate over 61 orders, P&L $228, ROI 14.7%. In NCAAF, 7 of 9 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-09-29 09:02 UTC+8. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-29 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | Philadelphia wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Denver Broncos 30:26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Denver wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Washington 24:27 Minnesota NCAAF | Minnesota wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | USC Trojans 27:41 Oregon Ducks NCAAF | USC wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Cruz Azul (CF Cruz Azul) 3:3 Toluca FC (Toluca) Liga MX | Toluca wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Cruz Azul (CF Cruz Azul) 3:3 Toluca FC (Toluca) Liga MX | Cruz Azul wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Canadian men's national soccer team (Canada) 1:0 Chile Intl Friendlies | Canada wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | England men's national association football team (England) 2:3 Spain men's national football team (Spain) Nations League | England wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | California Golden Bears 10:24 Clemson Tigers NCAAF | Clemson wins | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Los Angeles Dodgers 2:4 San Diego MLB | Los Angeles D wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | Los Angeles Dodgers 2:4 San Diego MLB | San Diego wins | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers 17:34 Liberty Flames NCAAF | Liberty wins | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers 17:34 Liberty Flames NCAAF | Coastal Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Ivory Coast men's national football team (Ivory Coast) 2:0 Ghana men's national football team (Ghana) AFCON | CIV -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Norway men's national association football team (Norway) 3:2 Denmark men's national football team (Denmark) Nations League | Norway wins 1st Half | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Seattle 2:0 Real Salt Lake (Salt Lake) MLS | Final score Seattle Sounders wins 2-0 | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Seattle 2:0 Real Salt Lake (Salt Lake) MLS | Seattle wins | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Seattle 2:0 Real Salt Lake (Salt Lake) MLS | 1H Under 0.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-21 | Fiji men's national football team (Fiji) 0:1 Vanuatu men's national football team (Vanuatu) Intl Friendlies | Vanuatu wins | Won |
| 2026-09-20 | San Jose St. 10:26 Fresno State Bulldogs NCAAF | Fresno St. wins | Won |
| 2026-09-20 | America 2:2 C.D. Guadalajara (CD Guadalajara) Liga MX | Guadalajara wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | FC Dallas 0:0 Austin FC MLS | Dallas wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-20 | D.C. United (D.C. United SC) 1:2 Charlotte FC MLS | Charlotte wins | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Clemson Tigers 28:20 North Carolina Tar Heels NCAAF | Clemson wins | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Oregon Ducks 84:0 Portland State Vikings NCAAF | ORE -78.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Sapporo 1:1 Oita Japan J2 League | Oita wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-19 | Juarez 2:0 Tigres UANL (Tigres) Liga MX | Juarez wins | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Texas Tech Red Raiders 28:26 Houston NCAAF | Texas Tech to win | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) 1:1 Atlante F.C. (Atlante FC) Liga MX | Tie is the result | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) 1:1 Atlante F.C. (Atlante FC) Liga MX | Puebla wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-19 | Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) 1:1 Atlante F.C. (Atlante FC) Liga MX | Atlante wins 1st Half | Won |
| 2026-09-19 | Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) 1:1 Atlante F.C. (Atlante FC) Liga MX | Draw 0-0 | Lost |
| 2026-09-19 | New York City FC 0:1 Red Bull New York (New York RB) MLS | New York RB wins | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | Sports Association Club Alianza Atlético de Sullana (Alianza Atletico) 2:1 Comerciantes U. Peru Liga 1 | Alianza Atletico wins | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) 1:3 Elche CF La Liga | Elche wins | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | Brentford F.C. (Brentford FC) 3:0 Chelsea F.C. (Chelsea FC) Premier League | Brentford wins | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | FC Bayern Munich (Bayern Munich) 7:0 1. FC Union Berlin (Union Berlin) Bundesliga | Over 4.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | FC Bayern Munich (Bayern Munich) 7:0 1. FC Union Berlin (Union Berlin) Bundesliga | Bayern Munich wins 1st Half | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | Vanraure Hachinohe 0:3 Tegevajaro Japan J2 League | Under 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-18 | Los Angeles Angels 5:4 Minnesota MLB | Minnesota wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-18 | BUF Bills 41:31 DET Lions NFL | Detroit wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-17 | Málaga CF (Malaga) 1:3 Villarreal CF La Liga | VIL -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | PFC Levski Sofia (PFK Levski Sofia) 0:1 FC Red Bull Salzburg (Salzburg) Europa League | Salzburg wins | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | Manchester City F.C. (Manchester City FC) 5:0 Norwich City F.C. (Norwich) EFL Cup | Reg Time: Manchester City wins | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | Cittadella 2:0 Juventus Next Gen Serie C | Cittadella wins | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | AEK Athens F.C. (AEK Athens) 8:1 Panserraikos Greek Cup | Under 8.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-17 | AEK Athens F.C. (AEK Athens) 8:1 Panserraikos Greek Cup | AEK Athens wins | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | AEK Athens F.C. (AEK Athens) 8:1 Panserraikos Greek Cup | AEK -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-17 | Columbus Crew (Columbus) 2:1 Orlando US Open Cup | Columbus To Advance | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | Colorado St. Louis City SC (Saint Louis) US Open Cup | Saint Louis To Advance | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | Columbus Crew (Columbus) 2:1 Orlando US Open Cup | Orlando To Advance | Lost |
| 2026-09-16 | FC Barcelona 7:2 Santander La Liga | BAR -5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-16 | FC Barcelona 7:2 Santander La Liga | BAR -3.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | FC Barcelona 7:2 Santander La Liga | BAR -2.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | El Gouna FC (El Gouna) 1:2 Petrojet FC (Petrojet) Egyptian Premier League | Petrojet wins | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | Arizona Diamondbacks 2:4 Miami Marlins MLB | MIA -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-16 | Arizona Diamondbacks 2:4 Miami Marlins MLB | Arizona wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-16 | New York Mets 5:7 Baltimore MLB | New York M wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-16 | Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) 0:1 Toluca FC (Toluca) Liga MX | Toluca wins | Won |
| 2026-09-15 | Elche CF 2:3 Real Madrid La Liga | Real Madrid wins | Won |