Kalshi · Basketball · Baseball
annoyed.quokka is a MLB pro on Kalshi: 34 picks, 85.3% win rate, $897 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 59 have settled: 48 won, 11 lost, 81.4% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| MLB | 17 | 17 | 14 | 82.4% |
| Japan NPB | 13 | 12 | 11 | 91.7% |
| WNBA | 9 | 9 | 7 | 77.8% |
| Korea KBO | 5 | 5 | 5 | 100.0% |
| NBA Summer League | 5 | 5 | 3 | 60.0% |
| NFL | 4 | 4 | 3 | — |
annoyed.quokka mainly predicts MLB: 17 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 85.3% hit rate over 34 orders, P&L $897, ROI 30.2%. In MLB, 14 of 17 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-09-13 14:07 UTC+8. Method: methodology
| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-13 | Fukuoka Hawks 7:4 Chiba Lotte Marines Japan NPB | Fukuoka Hawks wins | Won |
| 2026-09-13 | Nevada Wolf Pack 7:20 Montana State Bobcats NCAAF | Montana St. wins | Won |
| 2026-09-11 | Dewa United 2:2 Bhayangkara Presisi Indonesia Indonesia Super League | Bhayangkara Presisi Indonesia wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-11 | Hanwha Eagles 7:9 NC Dinos Korea KBO | NC Dinos wins | Won |
| 2026-09-11 | Orix Buffaloes 8:4 Saitama Seibu Lions Japan NPB | Orix Buffaloes wins | Won |
| 2026-09-11 | Chicago WS 0:2 Pittsburgh Pirates MLB | Pittsburgh wins | Won |
| 2026-09-11 | New York Yankees 10:3 Colorado Rockies MLB | New York Y wins | Won |
| 2026-09-10 | Seattle 4:3 Texas MLB | Texas wins | Won |
| 2026-09-10 | Australia W 66:89 Spain women's national association football team (Spain W) FIBA World Cup (W) | Spain wins | Won |
| 2026-09-10 | Orix Buffaloes 4:8 Saitama Seibu Lions Japan NPB | Saitama Seibu Lions wins | Won |
| 2026-09-10 | Yokohama DeNA BayStars 2:1 Tokyo Yakult Swallows Japan NPB | Yokohama DeNA BayStars wins | Won |
| 2026-09-10 | Chiba Lotte Marines 6:1 Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles Japan NPB | Chiba Lotte Marines wins | Won |
| 2026-08-30 | Washington Nationals 2:6 Miami Marlins MLB | Washington wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-28 | Chicago Cubs 8:10 Cincinnati Reds MLB | Cincinnati wins | Won |
| 2026-08-28 | Hiroshima Toyo Carp 1:3 Tokyo Yakult Swallows Japan NPB | Tokyo Yakult Swallows wins | Won |
| 2026-08-28 | Yokohama DeNA BayStars 4:2 Chunichi Dragons Japan NPB | Chunichi Dragons wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-28 | Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters 6:4 Chiba Lotte Marines Japan NPB | Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters wins | Won |
| 2026-08-26 | Detroit Tigers 0:3 Tampa Bay Rays MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-08-23 | Chicago Sky 90:113 Indiana Fever WNBA | Indiana wins | Won |
| 2026-08-23 | Portland Fire 100:105 Washington Mystics WNBA | Portland wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-23 | SSG Landers 1:3 KT Wiz Korea KBO | KT Wiz wins | Won |
| 2026-08-23 | NC Dinos 1:2 Samsung Lions Korea KBO | Samsung Lions wins | Won |
| 2026-08-23 | Fukuoka Hawks 0:3 Orix Buffaloes Japan NPB | Orix Buffaloes wins | Won |
| 2026-08-23 | Cruz Azul (CF Cruz Azul) 0:2 Atlas F.C. (Atlas FC) Liga MX | Cruz Azul vs Atlas Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-23 | San Diego Padres 7:5 Minnesota Twins MLB | Minnesota wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-23 | Chicago WS 5:10 New York Mets MLB | New York M wins | Won |
| 2026-08-22 | New York Liberty 109:102 Indiana Fever WNBA | New York wins | Won |
| 2026-08-22 | Miami Marlins 4:2 Washington Nationals MLB | Miami wins | Won |
| 2026-08-21 | Houston Texans 20:22 Las Vegas Aces (Las Vegas) NFL | Las Vegas vs Houston Pro Football game: HOU Texans wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-21 | Baltimore Orioles 1:6 New York Yankees MLB | New York Y vs Baltimore Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | Chicago WS 0:2 Atlanta Braves MLB | Atlanta vs Chicago WS Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | Cleveland Guardians 5:2 San Francisco Giants MLB | San Francisco vs Cleveland Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | Cincinnati Reds 9:10 St. Louis Cardinals MLB | St. Louis vs Cincinnati Winner | Lost |
| 2026-08-20 | Cincinnati Reds 9:10 St. Louis Cardinals MLB | St. Louis vs Cincinnati Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | Team Vitality 2:0 FaZe CS2 | Vitality to win | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | UCAM Esports Club 1:2 Barça eSports LES | UCAM Esports Club wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-20 | Samsung Lions 4:6 SSG Landers Korea KBO | SSG Landers vs Samsung Lions winner | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | Hanwha Eagles 6:10 KIA Tigers Korea KBO | Kia Tigers vs Hanwha Eagles winner | Won |
| 2026-08-20 | Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters 5:5 Fukuoka Hawks Japan NPB | Fukuoka Hawks vs Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters winner | Pending |
| 2026-08-16 | Tokyo Yakult Swallows 2:1 Yokohama DeNA BayStars Japan NPB | Yokohama DeNA BayStars vs Tokyo Yakult Swallows winner | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Saitama Seibu Lions 7:1 Chiba Lotte Marines Japan NPB | Chiba Lotte Marines vs Saitama Seibu Lions winner | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Orix Buffaloes 7:13 Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters Japan NPB | Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters vs Orix Buffaloes winner | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Athletics 3:5 Texas Rangers MLB | Texas vs A's Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Orange County SC 2:3 Louisville City FC USL Championship | Orange County vs Louisville City Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Seattle Seahawks 7:17 Dallas Cowboys NFL | Dallas to win | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Las Vegas Aces 87:92 Minnesota Lynx WNBA | Minnesota vs Las Vegas women's Pro Basketball game: Minnesota wins | Won |
| 2026-08-16 | Washington Mystics 80:70 Los Angeles Sparks WNBA | Los Angeles vs Washington women's Pro Basketball game: Los Angeles wins | Lost |
| 2026-08-15 | Washington Mystics 80:70 Los Angeles Sparks WNBA | Los Angeles vs Washington women's Pro Basketball game: Washington wins | Won |
| 2026-08-15 | New Orleans Saints 20:24 Jacksonville Jaguars NFL | Jacksonville to win | Won |
| 2026-08-15 | Kansas City Chiefs 12:20 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Los Angeles R to win | Won |
| 2026-08-15 | Toronto Blue Jays 4:1 New York Yankees MLB | New York Y vs Toronto Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-15 | Chicago Cubs 4:8 St. Louis Cardinals MLB | St. Louis vs Chicago C Winner | Won |
| 2026-08-15 | Connecticut Sun 75:82 New York Liberty WNBA | New York vs Connecticut women's Pro Basketball game: New York wins | Won |
| 2026-07-13 | Indiana Fever (Indiana) 93:94 Toronto NBA Summer League | Indiana to win | Lost |
| 2026-07-13 | Utah 82:104 Los Angeles Clippers NBA Summer League | Los Angeles C to win | Won |
| 2026-07-13 | Las Vegas Aces 75:109 Indiana Fever WNBA | Indiana vs Las Vegas winner | Won |
| 2026-07-13 | Portland Fire (Portland) 105:112 Orlando NBA Summer League | Orlando to win | Won |
| 2026-07-12 | Portland Fire (Portland) 105:112 Orlando NBA Summer League | Portland to win | Lost |
| 2026-07-12 | Dallas Wings 96:91 Chicago Sky WNBA | Chicago vs Dallas winner | Won |
| 2026-07-12 | Boston 87:75 Charlotte NBA Summer League | Boston to win | Won |